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27Jul/100

The Live Charity Gig Released To Aid Selling Of Previous Albums Album

U2's big stage lemon was err...something. The lemon added something to the live spectacle of U2. Some artists sell-out tours with good music and others have a giant lemon. For any U2 fans reading, I of course jest. (Not really.)

May as well mention Bono's shades. Bono's shades make his character, if Bono didn't create this image, this brand, they may not sell as many albums (I do believe people often buy into a brand, not the music). If they don't sell many albums they can't buy giant lemons. etc.

Then there's the U2 fan. They may need a break or even escapism if their work is particularly tough. Something to look forward to, like the release of new material or the possibility of making it to a tour. When they do make it they want to be entertained, see a proper show, a big show, a big show with a giant lemon.

We can't all be shade wearing lemon buyers. Who would make the shades and the lemons for us to buy?

Let us never again talk of the day I tried to justify ridiculous spending. This does not apply if UB40 want to spend their money on a giant lemon, for they are already a giant l...